Friday, June 30, 2006

The nut behind the wheel...

Just wondering, who is more dangerous, a nut behind the wheel, or a noob behind the wheel? (noob: n. a person who is new/inexperienced in something; a newbie. e.g. I am a noob in DotA.)

A nut behind the wheel is a driver who would not apply stop, look, go at berhenti signs, speeds like a maniac, swerves like a drunk, and always drift here, drift there (be careful not to drift away to the lands of the dead).

A noob behind the wheel is a newbie in driving. This type of driver would be slow on the road, especially near traffic lights. They will usually panic when being honked or when there is heavy traffic.

A nut behind the wheel is always impatient. They despise the noobs behind the wheel, thinking that their "skills" in driving makes them good enough to boss or honk noob drivers. The noob behind the wheel, on the other hand, despise the nut behind the wheel because they drive dangerously, and then boast about their "exploits". The noob also hates the way a nut swerves and drifts in front of them.

There is third kind, typical drivers who drive safely without being a hassle to others. The typical driver usually hates both nut and noob drivers, but may be more sympathetic towards the noob.

What do you think? Which is worse, the nut or the noob?

1 comment:

wadefish said...

i feel a sword pierced through my own soul. tell me i'm sensitive..