Who Is Quasimodo's Father?

Quasimodo, the half-formed, is a main character in the book (and Disney cartoon, and Michaelian School Play) by the name of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. While Clopin did his best to try to explain how Quasimodo ended up in the bell tower of Notre Dame, there are still many questions asked that Clopin did not answer... questions to Quasimodo's origins... and his relations to the other characters in the Hunchback of Notre Dame....

Question No. 1
Who was Quasimodo's birth father?

According to speculation, Quasimodo's real father could very vell be Judge Claude Frollo... Impossible? Think again. Why did Frollo lay a trap for the gypsies? Maybe he was trying to hide the fact that he has a son... Why did he pursue the gypsy woman, Quasimodo's mother himself, when he could just command a soldier to chase her?
Maybe he wants to make sure the secret is safe... He is a judge, so such a sin would have had great negative impact on his career... Then, after snatching Quasimodo from the Gypsy woman, he is surprised that his son is a deformed "monster". So he tries to destroy all evidence... only to be stopped by the Archdeacon... And since Quasimodo is his son, he agrees to bring him up.

Makes sense? lol....

Oh crap...

I thought I would be happy.


I thought this would make me happy.


But I was wrong.


Ladies and gentlemen, boys and little girls, I have officially gotten my transfer to the Arts stream (don't ask how, I myself don't know) and as before mentioned, I thought I would be happy, but I am not.

I had an encounter almost abrupt as this before. The day I left Sam Tet and went to SMI. No goodbyes, no farewells, I just left. (but no matter what people say, I believe and maintain that it was for the best). Now I am about to do the same with my friends in LSS5.

Not that I will never see these wonderful (and awfully hilarious) bunch of people ever again, but the feeling of not being there to see Harpreet being called up to answer MUET questions or Yew Wai giving a lecture on sclerenchyma is a little hard to bear, considering the little but much treasured time in knowing these guys. Thank you very much!!

And as the students in Lss5 know, elder children are usually more nostalgic, and hold on to the past. I hope the friends I make in Lss5 will not be "unfriended" when I go to the Arts stream. Hope to yum char with you guys, watch a movie or two....

And as a sign of moving on, I've renamed my blog to "The Pinnacle of Crapology". I hope the title changing works.

I Hate.

I hate. I despise. I do not love, for none deserves to be loved. I do not smile. I do not laugh. I destroy, I mutilate.

This is me.

Life is full of setbacks. Do not trust those around you. Your stumbling block is the one you least expect.

I shall not speak to thee... Thou knowst what thou didst, thine face erased shall be.

I HATE!!!!

noob - newest word in the dictionary?

This is how the dictionary entry for the word 'noob' would look...

noob (nʊb)
noun. plural noobs. variation noobie.

1. A person who lacks skills in a certain field, e.g. John is a total noob in golf.
2. A person who is bad at something, while he/ she should be good in it already, e.g. I don't understand why you are such a noob in English, as you have studied it for more than ten years.
3. A newbie. A person who is new at something i.e. an online computer game, e.g. Take it easy on Harry when you play DotA with him, as he is a noob.

For more information, do a wikipedia search for noob.

I will work on the other forms of noob like nooby/noobish, noobynisation/noobinisation, noobness/noobity on a later date, cause right now I am busy memmorising Jibberish: rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong, shoobop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom....

The Birth month thingy

Since everybody was doing this thing, I thought "oh, what the heck". Here goes:

Your Results:

November

Has lots of extraordinary ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinkforward. Unique. brilliant. Sharp thinking. Fine, strong clairvoyance. make good doctors (lol??? or maybe Dr of Arts). Dynamic. Secretive. Inquisitive. Know how to dig secrets. (be careful...)Always thinking. Less talkative.(Do any of you think so?) amiable. Brave. generous. Patient. Stubborn. hardhearted. Determined. Never quit. Hardly become angry unless provoked. Love to be alone. Think differently. Sharp-minded. Motivate self. Don't appreciate praises. Highspirited. Well-built, tough. Deep love, emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. (I beg to differ) High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest. Keepsecrets. (your secrets (those that I korek) are safe with me) Can't control emotions. Unpredictable.


Well, this is only a rough guide, but basically says a lot. Not 100% accurate, coz not everyone is the same (that's where the whole "environment affects intelligence and character" thing comes in....)

Star Walk tomorrow. Hope it helps clear my mind off things a bit, and spend time with my friends...

I'm still alive!!!!

After four gruelling Chemistry periods, I am surprised that I am still breathing... ROTFLMAOWTIME... (rolling on the floor laughing my a** off with tears in my eyes) So happy to still be in one piece. Of course, Chemistry is only a piece of cake compared to Maths, where the so unfortunate numeric dyslexic (which I am) faints... I just can't grasp the meaning of overly complicated formulae. I can spell supercallifragilisticexpiallidocious without any help but give me any equation with an unknown (or just about anything) and i will not be able do give you an answer. Which is why I am trying so hard to transfer to Arts.

Found out that MENSA Malaysia's test's price has come down to MYR 35... lol.. wanna ask the teachers if they would organize one test in the school. Gotta get 148 out of 180 to qualify.

The nut behind the wheel...

Just wondering, who is more dangerous, a nut behind the wheel, or a noob behind the wheel? (noob: n. a person who is new/inexperienced in something; a newbie. e.g. I am a noob in DotA.)

A nut behind the wheel is a driver who would not apply stop, look, go at berhenti signs, speeds like a maniac, swerves like a drunk, and always drift here, drift there (be careful not to drift away to the lands of the dead).

A noob behind the wheel is a newbie in driving. This type of driver would be slow on the road, especially near traffic lights. They will usually panic when being honked or when there is heavy traffic.

A nut behind the wheel is always impatient. They despise the noobs behind the wheel, thinking that their "skills" in driving makes them good enough to boss or honk noob drivers. The noob behind the wheel, on the other hand, despise the nut behind the wheel because they drive dangerously, and then boast about their "exploits". The noob also hates the way a nut swerves and drifts in front of them.

There is third kind, typical drivers who drive safely without being a hassle to others. The typical driver usually hates both nut and noob drivers, but may be more sympathetic towards the noob.

What do you think? Which is worse, the nut or the noob?